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Old 12-15-2011, 01:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sandusky's new lawyer offers shower explanation

What a joke. Because you know you can't just give a kid a bar of soap at that age and expect him to know what to do with it. You have to get completely naked and demonstrate it. Remember, these are troubled youths we are talking about.


Attorney: Sandusky might have been teaching kids hygiene


"Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills," attorney Karl Rominger, who recently joined Sandusky's defense team, told Harrisburg's abc27 News Tuesday. "Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills, like how to put soap on their body."
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Instructing a kid on how to use soap is one thing. Instructing a kid on how to use soap while using your penis as a teaching tool is a whole different ball game.
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I wonder why people hate lawyers?
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Was the kid also blind? How difficult is it to SHOW them how to use soap? It doesn't require the "hands-on" approach.
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Eddy I need help washing my under carriage, can u teach mex how?
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Where is he finding these lawyers?
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I wonder why people hate lawyers?
And I am one, and a criminal law defense attorney at that. I never understand why some attorneys talk to the media at all, or release statements like this. Whenever I have been contacted by media regarding a case I am handling, I just say: "It would be inappropriate for me to comment at this time", and say nothing further. Please know, Sandusky's lawyers do not represent the large majority of lawyers.
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Why couldn't have Sandusky said this from the start? Teaching a 14 year old how to shower...makes perfect sense.

Similar to Vick trying to teach dogs how to hold their breath while under water.
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What a joke. Because you know you can't just give a kid a bar of soap at that age and expect him to know what to do with it. You have to get completely naked and demonstrate it. Remember, these are troubled youths we are talking about.


Attorney: Sandusky might have been teaching kids hygiene


"Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills," attorney Karl Rominger, who recently joined Sandusky's defense team, told Harrisburg's abc27 News Tuesday. "Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills, like how to put soap on their body."
This is so dumb that I thought Kaldenberg said it. Nope, just a lawyer.
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1. In a shower with a kid the adult is wrong right there.

2. THe lawyers are grasping at anything that has potential to hold up. This is pathetic Sandusky should have a court appointed lawyer 1st case right out of school.
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Why couldn't have Sandusky said this from the start? Teaching a 14 year old how to shower...makes perfect sense.

Similar to Vick trying to teach dogs how to hold their breath while under water.
Some guys go to strip club VIP rooms to learn how to check for testicular cancer.
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Why couldn't have Sandusky said this from the start? Teaching a 14 year old how to shower...makes perfect sense.

Similar to Vick trying to teach dogs how to hold their breath while under water.

Well played.
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I used this line on girls in college.
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I used this line on girls in college.
OMG perfect.

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