Playboy

**hawkfarmer** · 03-28-2012, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by papathawki

I'm 80, so should I be shot at sunrise? Even my elderly poor suffering wife of 49 years says I can look, but not touch. Actually, I robbed the cradle--she's 8 years younger than I, and would compete positively for the Hawkeye Playboy centerfold but I've told her she can't pose for NNP's (that's "nearly naked pictures" for those not familiar with cell phone texting shorthand). So what are these reasons to live? Memories. I have 4 times more memories than 20 year olds, twice of 40 year olds. I could go on, but that's about the limit of my mathematical memory. In summation, I haven't had to go to work for 15 years. And I've been a rabid Hawkeye fan for over 75 years. How many can top that?

4x the memories of a 20 year old, but remembers as much as most do on their 21st birthday. I kid, I kid.

**papathawki** · 03-28-2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by hawkfarmer

4x the memories of a 20 year old, but remembers as much as most do on their 21st birthday. I kid, I kid.

Well, ya know, I did mention my mathematical memory.

**doclee** · 03-28-2012, 07:09 PM

I am 66. This is a fun post for sure! I lean left. Forgive me, rightee's.

**ssckelley** · 03-28-2012, 08:17 PM

Would you old farts stop buying tickets right behind me and then telling me to sit down?

**theboat** · 03-28-2012, 09:19 PM

Does anyone else find it odd that the thread titled "Playboy" brings out the 3:30 dinner, geriatric crowd?

**uihawk82** · 03-28-2012, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by theboat

Does anyone else find it odd that the thread titled "Playboy" brings out the 3:30 dinner, geriatric crowd?

What is odd about it? We might be old but we aren't dead.

What is odd about wanting to look at the most beautiful creatures on the planet.

I look forward to every Feb for SI Swim Suit issue, Awesome. Google Genevieve Morton.

**theboat** · 03-28-2012, 10:22 PM

**doclee** · 03-29-2012, 09:23 AM

I beg your pardon! I have never thought it was civilized to dine before 8:00 p.m. That allows up to two hours for cocktails. Full Disclosure: I do go to movie matinees...cheaper tickets.