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A USC Homer goes down Victory Lane.

Posted 01-13-2010 at 12:56 PM by GhostofBTT

Hi all. You may remember our previous visit from the USC homer. Well, I have been unable to keep up with him, because he was incarcerated for drunken and disorderly conduct for urinating on the cruiser of a Riverside county sheriff after USC's loss to Oregon in November. However, he was recently paroled, and I met with him to discuss the whirlwind that has been USC's coaching situation this week!

WOOOOOO!!!! What up America! Seth here, representing Fonata and keeping it real for the...
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A USC Homer Breaks Down the BCS

Posted 10-27-2009 at 09:51 AM by GhostofBTT

What up! Hail the men from Troy! WOOOOOOO!

How's it going everybody? My name Seth Debranovich, I am 27 years old, King of the Inland Empire, and the the worlds biggest USC fan! WOOOO! USC means vic-to-ry baby!

All of my friends are telling me, Seth, you are the smartest guy we know. I don't understand this queer BCS ****, and I need you to lay it out for me.' Well, at first I didn't know. How can one really get a system where they let homos like Florida and Alabama
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Underwear sales skyrocket in Iowa on Sunday

Posted 10-26-2009 at 02:41 PM by GhostofBTT

Underwear sales skyrocket in Iowa on Sunday


Newton, Iowa- Wal-Mart assistant manager Perry Lech says he has never seen anything like it throughout his 17 years in retail. "We literally couldn't keep them on the shelves", said Lech. "We ran out of inventory by 1:00 p.m., I have never seen anything like this. We tried to get another truck to come in, but no one has any. I don't know when we will get more".

Lech's story is something familiar
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The Stanzi-Starkey Correlation

Posted 10-24-2009 at 12:32 PM by GhostofBTT

Two men. One name. A number of amazing similarities.

One, Iowa Quarterback Richard "Ricky" Stanzi




The other, Beatles drummer Richard "Ringo Starr" Starkey




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My interview with coach Paul Rhodes of ISU

Posted 10-23-2009 at 04:25 PM by GhostofBTT

As an honored and respected journalist, I often have the pleasure of sitting down and talking with the best and brightest in the world of college sports. This time, unfortunately, it was none of those things. Still, Paul had some pretty interesting things to say. Enjoy my chat with the Cyclone coach.




BTT: Coach Rhodes, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate you taking a few minutes to talk with me.

PR: Aww heck, it’s nothing really. Happy
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