AIRBHG; The Complete Saga

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I agree with you and said it was just an amazing coincidence in another thread.

That being said, you dont think Bert and Dantonio are using this set of events to their advantage?

I suppose they may be but what are they telling them? That there is an actual god that hovers over IC and strikes down anybody that attempts to be a running back?

[rjbaustian]

I suppose they may be but what are they telling them? That there is an actual god that hovers over IC and strikes down anybody that attempts to be a running back?

Actually it may help us, here why. "son, we have gone through 20 some backs in the past 13 years. Most by their own fault. There is a strong chance that you could be competeing on the field for us as a freshman".

[Sparky]

AIRBHG is NOT an acronym.

[SamBrownlee48]

This settles it.


We need to figure out who the bottom 2-3 running backs are one the depth chart and bash their knees in with lead pipes as a sacrifice to AIRBHG to appease him and leave our better RBs alone.

[JonDMiller]

Might be time to add a new chapter

[HawkeyeShane]

This is the worst saga since the last 3 Star Wars movies killed the franchise...

[imported_Tmoney12]

Might be time to add a new chapter

Might be time for you to ask KF about it :)

[FalseMirage]

It's tough to write it off as coincidence or a hazard of the position when you see it all laid out in chronological order.

[hawkdrummer1]

[quote=RealAIRBHG;770101]AIRBHG is an acronym, which stands for 'Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God'. It's existence was first noted by the sports blog Black Heart, Gold Pants. Running backs who have played for the Iowa Hawkeyes during the Kirk Ferentz era have had a surprising, if not shocking string of bad luck. The only plausible explanation is that of an otherworldly force at play. Enter AIRBHG

The following Chronology was begun at The Hawkeye Lounge, but several revisions have been required to attain complete accuracy.
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A painfully beautiful and tragic tale... Shakespeare himself could not improve on it.

[MissouriHerk]

We're only getting injury prone talent from high school.

[JonDMiller]

I was tired of waiting for the OP to update the thread so I made additions under the 2012 heading. AIRBHG almost needs his own wiki page

[HawkeyesWin]

Dear AIRBHG,
All of Hawkeye Nation believes in you and respects your awesome power. Please forgive our transgressions and accept our deep apologies. I humbly suggest that you expand your following by looking to the northwest of Iowa City to a certain school who continuously mocks you by calling themselves a force nature even though their mascot is really a cardinal. (They even reside in the same state so a name change would not be necessary.)

[PhoenixHawk]

Not having a starter make it to his senior year since 2006 looks really bad.

[Foval21]

Not having a starter make it to his senior year since 2006 looks really bad.

that is a little misleading considering that greene left early for the nfl.

[latrans]

I'm pretty sure that this is the end of it - I mean COME ON how much can that giant ***** AIRBHG have left in his tanks? LOL This beeeatch has run it's course and now it's over with, it'll be nothing but smoooooooth sailing from here on out. Ya HEAR THAT AIRBHG!? NOTHING BUT SMOOTH SAILING FROM HERE ON OUT! Airbhg is a panty-waisted dooosh nozzle.