I just made the post, the real credit goes to the Big Man walking around on the clouds looking down on earth waiting for someone to make a mistake so He can punish them.
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HANK: Bobby, I never thought I'd need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
BOBBY: Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?
HANK: I don't hate you, Bobby.
BOBBY: I meant soccer.
HANK: Oh. Oh, yeah, I hate soccer. Yes.
You don't think all the media attention this week to Brady getting a verbal attack and giving his own tirades on the sidelines was by accident? He will now get the wrath of the Mile High Messiah to keep the planets in line. Football is scripted theater for the gods. You have no doubt heard of Mile High Thunder. TT is there to resurrect the madness so people in Denver again start painting their houses Orange, so as to kick-start the lagging housing market, thus leading the charge of national economic recovery! You think jersey and book/video sales are an accident? They are recovery catalysts. Being closer to the heavens has its advantages, Tebow was cast for this ****** long before being drafted to the Broncos. I'm not sure why, but I also think being in blue and orange unis for both pro and college is no accident. Next! :O
I think Tebow may be the antichrist. They said he would lead others, they said he would be charming. I think the apocalypse is near. The little white horse on the side of his helmet represents the horsemen who will be arriving...
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You don't think all the media attention this week to Brady getting a verbal attack and giving his own tirades on the sidelines was by accident? He will now get the wrath of the Mile High Messiah to keep the planets in line. Football is scripted theater for the gods. You have no doubt heard of Mile High Thunder. TT is there to resurrect the madness so people in Denver again start painting their houses Orange, so as to kick-start the lagging housing market, thus leading the charge of national economic recovery! You think jersey and book/video sales are an accident? They are recovery catalysts. Being closer to the heavens has its advantages, Tebow was cast for this ****** long before being drafted to the Broncos. I'm not sure why, but I also think being in blue and orange unis for both pro and college is no accident. Next! :O
That is just frickin awesome.
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There is nothing so pitiful as a young cynic because he has gone from knowing nothing to believing nothing. Maya Angelou