[DwayneTwill]

An awful lot of them seem pretty sure that they're going to the Big Ten. Harkin and Grassley are going to make it happen!

My conference tidbit - CycloneFanatic

[FERNANDO]

I should know better, but what are these two nincompoops going to do? If this is all that ISU has going for it then they are worse off than I thought.

[busabus114]

The CyFan trolling is at an all time high right now

[Doublewide]

Honest Question.

Why would you guys vehemently appose us joining? I know its a pipe dream but we fit with the Big 10 model and geographically we are all ready here.

[hawkijustin]

If you ask any Clown fan they will tell you that other then money they would be a PERFECT fit for the big 10 hahahahahahahaha.

They seem to think that a conference that has added only penn st and nebraska in 60+ years will just grab up the leftovers from the big 12.

[hawkijustin]

Originally Posted by Doublewide

Honest Question.

Why would you guys vehemently appose us joining? I know its a pipe dream but we fit with the Big 10 model and geographically we are all ready here.

What does ISU offer to the Big 10? Honestly?

[ColumbusHawk]

I can just see it now, Grassley & Harkin get involved & Iowa gets booted from the Big Ten. When politicians get involved nothing good will happen.

[imported_ankle23]

Originally Posted by hawkijustin

What does ISU offer to the Big 10? Honestly?

they've got the laptop subscription model down to a science.

[DwayneTwill]

Originally Posted by Doublewide

Honest Question.

Why would you guys vehemently appose us joining? I know its a pipe dream but we fit with the Big 10 model and geographically we are all ready here.

What is the "Big 10 model" that ISU fits in?

[okeefe4prez]

Here's how any interference from Grassley or Harkin will go down:

Grassley: Hey Jim, you guys already have Iowa, you must take Iowa State if you have Iowa.
Delaney: Who says?
Grassley: Congress.
Delaney: Fine, Iowa's out. Missourrah's been bothering us for years and they have promised more eyeballs, a pretty much equal football team and a way better basketball team. I'll patch you through to my gal, she can give the President of the MAC's contact information. Click.

If it comes to that, a civil war will be fought in Iowa. For the love of God, let us hope these buffoons DO NOT call Delaney. He will cut Iowa loose in a heartbeat. We really don't bring anything other than rasslin' to the conference that he couldn't replace in 5 minutes.

[DwayneTwill]

Originally Posted by ColumbusHawk

I can just see it now, Grassley & Harkin get involved & Iowa gets booted from the Big Ten.

Clone fans just jizzed in their pants.

[okeefe4prez]

Originally Posted by ColumbusHawk

I can just see it now, Grassley & Harkin get involved & Iowa gets booted from the Big Ten. When politicians get involved nothing good will happen.

Yeah - I agree, I was typing my rant when you posted this. Nothing good can come of this.

[hawkijustin]

Originally Posted by DwayneTwill

What is the "Big 10 model" that ISU fits in?

This. I have seen this used alot yet nobody has said what this "model" is. Just being in the midwest doesnt mean you fit the "model".

[ColumbusHawk]

Originally Posted by okeefe4prez

Here's how any interference from Grassley or Harkin will go down:

Grassley: Hey Jim, you guys already have Iowa, you must take Iowa State if you have Iowa.
Delaney: Who says?
Grassley: Congress.
Delaney: Fine, Iowa's out. Missourrah's been bothering us for years and they have promised more eyeballs, a pretty much equal football team and a way better basketball team. I'll patch you through to my gal, she can give the President of the MAC's contact information. Click.

If it comes to that, a civil war will be fought in Iowa. For the love of God, let us hope these buffoons DO NOT call Delaney. He will cut Iowa loose in a heartbeat. We really don't bring anything other than rasslin' to the conference that he couldn't replace in 5 minutes.

I'm going out to commit suicide, got my car keys & the car is in the garage. I'm thinking like him.

[okeefe4prez]

Originally Posted by ColumbusHawk

I'm going out to commit suicide, got my car keys & the car is in the garage. I'm thinking like him.

Please make sure your car is old enough to emit enough CO for it to do the job right. I don't want you to end up in a coma or something on account of me.