[brdeck]

I will get this kicked off
Q: What do you get when you drive slowly thru Ames?
A: A degree from ISU.
Q: What does an ISU grad call someone from the University of Iowa?
A: Boss.
Q: What's the difference between Iowa State and cereal?
A: Cereal almost always makes it to a bowl.
Q: How do you get an ISU grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: How do you keep a ISU athlete from masturbating?
A: Paint his manhood black and gold...he'll never beat it again!
Q: What do you call 48 people sitting around a TV watching a bowl game?
A: The Iowa State Cyclones.
Q: Want directions to Ames from Iowa City.
A: Head west until you smell it, then north until you step in it.
Q: How do you keep an ISU student busy for a month?
A: Give him a package of M&Ms and tell him to alphabetize them.
Q: What does an ISU grad say to an Iowa grad?
A: "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
Q: Why do graduates from Iowa State hang their diplomas in their windshields?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Q: How do you make Iowa State cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: Why did Iowa change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the ISU cheerleaders from grazing during half time of Cy-Hawk games.
Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Cyclone?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How many ISU freshmen does it take to change a tire?
A: Trick question; it's a sophomore course.
Q: What are the longest 3 years of an ISU football player's life?
A: His freshman year.
Q: What do students from ISU and U of I have in common?
A: They were both accepted into ISU.
Q: How do you keep a Cyclone out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post.
Q: What's the hardest part about being a Cyclone Fan?
A: Telling your parents that you're into animal sex.
Q: What do you call an intelligent sports fan in Jack Trice Stadium?
A: A visitor.
Q: How can you tell when its homecoming weekend at Iowa State?
A: The cheerleaders have braided their armpit hair.
Q: How did the ISU football player die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him.
Q: How do you get an Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and throw in a Twinkie.
Q: What's the difference between an ISU Cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and stinks, and the other is a catfish.
Q: What does a ISU girl say after sex?
A: "Get off me dad, you’re crushing my cigarettes."
Q: What is the difference between a Cyclone fan and a puppy?
A: The puppy will eventually stop whining.

[patmyne]

Besides that stupid mountain joke, i'd say that about takes care of it

[hawkijustin]

Q: How many Cyclone fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 3. One to change it and two to talk about how great Seneca Wallace was.

[hwkifan4evs]

How many Heisman trophies did Troy Davis win?

As many as he could count

[theole12]

Seezin tacket horders.

[DesMoinesHawki]

Like the Seneca Wallace reference ...

[WhitUp]

Heard this one on dolphin's show

What does Ricky Stanzi and the Iowa State Cyclones have in common.

They both have won 3 bowl games.

[Hawkiam]

Q: A Hawkeye fan and a Cyclone fan are both in the 2nd grade - who's older?

A: The Cyclone Fan, he is 18 years old

[QnD4hawks]

Originally Posted by WhitUp

Heard this one on dolphin's show What does Ricky Stanzi and the Iowa State Cyclones have in common. They both have won 3 bowl games.

This gets my vote!

[DesMoinesHawki]

Originally Posted by QnD4hawks

This gets my vote!

Love it ..

[DBorwig316]

Originally Posted by hawkijustin

Q: How many Cyclone fans does it take to change a light bulb?A: 3. One to change it and two to talk about how Steele Jantz is the next Seneca Wallace.

Fixed that for you.

[metahawk]

Q: How does the Iowa State offense gain positive yardage?
A: By running their game film backwards.

Q: What do Tornados and Iowa State fans have in common?
A: Sooner or later, they'll both end up in trailer parks.

[Hawkiam]

Originally Posted by metahawk

Q: How does the Iowa State offense gain positive yardage?
A: By running their game film backwards.

Q: What do Tornados and Iowa State fans have in common?
A: Sooner or later, they'll both end up in trailer parks.

Boom. Ain't that the truth.

[CGHawk]

I find that telling people ISU jokes is extremely awkward... No one ever laughs...because no one ever knows who ISU is.

[edr247]

The only really good ones are the Seneca Wallace and Stanzi/bowl game jokes, because they are accurate. Most others are just the standard template jokes with the team changed to ISU.

We need to come up with more original jokes for ISU.