[FalseMirage]

Scene: a locker room so quiet you could hear a pin drop.The Cyclone team gathers around CPR, who is talking at a barely audible level "no....no....I'm still proud to be your coach."

The players, who obviously have missed their cue, mumble among themselves as they wander off camera.

The ISU PR rep realizes he played this gimmick out.

Fade to black.

[GhostofGhost]

CPR is sweating.