Clown trolls are like Vampires

[ChosenChildren]

Clown trolls are like vampires. They are everywhere; an evil, negative force in the world that must be stopped at all costs. Not even 15 consecutive butt-whippings in the 80s and 90s, zero conference championships in 100 years, no major bowl appearances, or even a January 1 bowl appearance can eradicate their kind.

It is up to us to fight them and defeat them at all costs.

Here are the major weapons at your disposal:

1. Facts. Clown trolls hate facts. You can usually get them on the defensive by quoting actual facts. They live in a fantasy world where they primarily create their own virtual reality. Hit them with cold, hard facts. Facts are like silver bullets to Clown trolls.

2. Logic. Their immature brains cannot grasp the flow of logic. They react emotionally to logic, sometimes inducing heart attack and then death. Use logic on them whenever possible.

3. Loyalty. Stay loyal to our team (the Hawks). Clown fans really aren't that loyal to their school. They are classic bandwagon jumpers who come out of their holes after the infrequent Iowa State victory over Iowa. Rest assured that they will disappear again when the Hawks whip them at Kinnick.

4. Little brother label. This is the ultimate garlic for them. They hate that phrase. Use it as often as possible.

5. Open message board. This Hawkeye Nation board is the ultimate bait for Clown vampire trolls. They cannot resist it, and must post stupid comments because they cannot help themselves. Continue to keep this board open to all Clown trolls. They consistently take the bait and then we can continue destroying them (like the vampires they are) as they post on this board.

[Stewo]

Obsession. For him and for her.

[latrans]

Dude, you give them way more credit than they deserve. These are slack jawed idiots and deserve nothing more than our disdain.

[Stanzi]

To post on this site I think you should have to provide JD with a picture of your diploma, or else multiple pictures of Hawk swag from your place of residence. These Cyclone fans would have to take their pictures at Scheel's, and the grease stains on their hands from the french fries they just ate at the food court would smear the lens.

[frank]

[imported_ankle23]

Obsession. For him and for her.

and yet you are consistently one of the first 'responders' to one of these threads........

[clicheusername3]

I heard an old legend that if you stop talking about the vampires, that they disappear.

[schatz247]

I heard an old legend that if you stop talking about the vampires, that they disappear.

See I heard they were like herpes, annoying as hell and you can never really get rid of them.

[atxhawk]

Obsession. For him and for her.

13 minutes. Even faster than last night's response from a troll.

[eveningnewsteam]

Take this f'n **** to the rivalry forum

[aeischeid]

Vampire reference.
How original.

[ripvdub]

Way to back up your argument with facts and examples.

[aeischeid]

Obsession. For him and for her.

Find mirror.
Use mirror according to directions....










Nope, turn around and look into it, that's how it works, you didn't read the directions.

[HawkeyeRyno]

They are an elite basketball school now. This argument is regarding football.

[Stewo]

It's all about timing ladies. By the way, just because an ISU fan posts here doesn't make them obsessed. There are a handful of guys from here that post on CF that aren't obsessed. They, like myself, just like to mix it up with other fanbases. The OP on the otherhand....