clowns Getting Clowned By K-State, CryFan Melting Down

Discussion in 'Football' started by Fryowa, Nov 30, 2019.

  1. scott50322a

    scott50322a Well-Known Member

    The yellow banana uniforms iowa wore earlier this season were fricking cool.......looks like a bunch of mustard bottles out there getting their asses handed to them.... but thats ok..... as iowa will always be in the middle of the big 10 as long as ferentz has barta licking his ass.
     
  2. scott50322a

    scott50322a Well-Known Member

    Thats exactly what i said to your mom...she just laid there like a dead fish
     
  3. Stanzi

    Stanzi Well-Known Member

    You finished 5th in your conference dumbass.
     
  4. Fryowa

    Fryowa Well-Known Member

    Well she’s dead, so...
     
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  5. hawkdrummer1

    hawkdrummer1 Well-Known Member

    Sounds like the kind of choice he'd make. (with no disrespect to your Mother)
     
  6. hawkdrummer1

    hawkdrummer1 Well-Known Member

    ..and the weekend is complete
     
  7. Fryowa

    Fryowa Well-Known Member

    Mom jokes are the white trash equivalent to “I’m rubber you’re glue.”

    I appreciate the shit out of black comedy if it’s done well, this idiot isn’t even trying.
     
  8. Fryowa

    Fryowa Well-Known Member

    Just saw that on Twitter
     
  9. scott50322a

    scott50322a Well-Known Member

    Wow...math has never been your strength, has it? Explain how iowa state finishes 5th in their conference when they have the third best conference record?

    Moron
     
  10. HawkeyeWalker

    HawkeyeWalker Well-Known Member

    We're Iowa proud. Try holding up your end.
     
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  11. Stanzi

    Stanzi Well-Known Member

    Last time I checked you guys lost to Okie State and Kansas State.
     
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  12. BrianFerentzForPresident

    BrianFerentzForPresident Well-Known Member

    Holy fuck, how many generations of incest does it take to produce a specimen this retarded? Let me guess, you grew up in Nebraska? You do realize there are three other teams in your shit conference with the same conference record as your clowns, don’t you?
     
  13. Fryowa

    Fryowa Well-Known Member

    Nice job guys. Now you went and chased him off so I can’t make fun of him anymore.

    You’re killin me, Smalls
     
  14. hawkdrummer1

    hawkdrummer1 Well-Known Member

    Which would be math plus logic. LOGIC...is where you lose a clone. Every time.
     
  15. HawkeyeWalker

    HawkeyeWalker Well-Known Member

    No no no. Congrats to them for finishing "3rd" in their conference...at....7....and....5.

    Yikes.
     
  16. Fryowa

    Fryowa Well-Known Member

    60 percent of the time, it works every time.
     
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  17. Fryowa

    Fryowa Well-Known Member

    @scott50322a is calling all his buddies for confirmation of the whole conference standings thing. And asking if they have any yo mama jokes he can borrow.

    Maybe Jacob Park can help you with the math. I heard he’s getting a lot of arithmetic workouts trying to fit 6 child support garnishments into a Hardee’s paycheck while keeping room for Skoal Bandits in the budget.
     
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  18. Scott Leclair

    Scott Leclair Well-Known Member

    Well hell, must suck for clone fans to have lost to a “mustard bottle” in their own place...
     
  19. spliff45

    spliff45 Well-Known Member

    Miracle fumble recovery against UNI and Texas offsides from being 5-7....
     
  20. uihawk82

    uihawk82 Well-Known Member

    This is some funny stuff. Technically ISU did tie for third in the conference but what a lame confernece
     
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