Forrest Gump has Coronavirus

Discussion in 'Basketball' started by HaydenHawk56, Mar 11, 2020.

  1. HaydenHawk56

    HaydenHawk56 Well-Known Member


    Cough Forrest, Cough, Cough Forrest.
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  2. Robowe

    Robowe Well-Known Member

  3. M1911A1Hawkeye

    M1911A1Hawkeye Well-Known Member

    Saw that also.
  4. 99topdawg

    99topdawg Well-Known Member

    He survived 2 plane crashes, 6 years on a desert island, and getting shot in Vietnam. This is nothing to him.
  5. Northside Hawk

    Northside Hawk Well-Known Member

    Not to mention his space capsule blowing up and his cargo ship being attacked by Somalian pirates.

    He even sacrificed himself to a live volcano and survived his dream home collapsing and having to co star with Shelley Long.
  6. Robowe

    Robowe Well-Known Member

    Presented without commentary ...

  7. tksirius

    tksirius HN's Love Doctor

    "They're fine, they're not even that sick."

  8. HawksMN

    HawksMN Well-Known Member

    tk I'm not always a fan....but you've been on the money on this stuff.
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  9. HawkeyeFever

    HawkeyeFever Well-Known Member

    Don’t forget being turned into a kid from a wish to Zoltar and having a grand old time with a half fish Daryl Hannah in her prime.
  10. revkev73

    revkev73 Well-Known Member

    Life is like a box of chocolates, some laced with Coronavirus, others not.
  11. Casey388

    Casey388 Well-Known Member

    I bet he got it from Jenny.
  12. SteveGarvey1

    SteveGarvey1 Well-Known Member

    Didn't quite survive the Wermacht though.
  13. PCHawk

    PCHawk Well-Known Member

    But what about WW2 and the Aids?
  14. CP87

    CP87 Well-Known Member

    You, sir, are on a roll.
  15. EstronHawkKing

    EstronHawkKing Well-Known Member

    Actor Idris Elba has said he has the Coronavirus. He said he was in contact with someone who has it and he then got tested and it came back positive for him. He said quote "it really sucks"

  16. EstronHawkKing

    EstronHawkKing Well-Known Member

    The Terminator and his donkeys talk Cornoavirus

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  17. tksirius

    tksirius HN's Love Doctor

  18. chucktownhawk

    chucktownhawk Well-Known Member

    And, let's not forget the gas line explosion in the neighbors basement.
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  19. chucktownhawk

    chucktownhawk Well-Known Member

    Get to the choppa
  20. MelroseHawkins

    MelroseHawkins Well-Known Member

    .....and TK, your really NOT that fat, actually.
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