This is an outrage, talk about the program slipping...

Discussion in 'Football' started by hawkdrummer1, May 11, 2019.

  1. hawkdrummer1

    hawkdrummer1 Well-Known Member

  2. guffus

    guffus Well-Known Member

    I blame those dern smart phones. Everybody is staying in their room or at the library playing on their phones.
  3. DeanMarshall

    DeanMarshall Well-Known Member

    Definitely agree with guffus; it's the 'dem' phones.. ha :)

    Go Hawks :D
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  4. Chickenlounge

    Chickenlounge Well-Known Member

    Lazy kids can't keep traditions going...
  5. AreWeThereYet

    AreWeThereYet Well-Known Member

    The school administration should throw a "We're off the party list", party.
    Last edited: May 12, 2019
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  6. WinOneThisCentury

    WinOneThisCentury Well-Known Member

    Jesus...what's next...Brian Ferentz stops running into 9 man fronts? There go all our traditions that made me proud of the U of I.
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  7. Northside Hawk

    Northside Hawk Well-Known Member

    Gary Barta will provide Kool-Aid and Shasta soft drinks, complete with the riddle at the bottom of the can.
  8. 1hawkeye1

    1hawkeye1 Well-Known Member

    Oh, where fore art thou, Vodka Sam? :(
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  9. hawkdrummer1

    hawkdrummer1 Well-Known Member

    Perhaps she should be brought back as a guest lecturer. Stranger things have happened.
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  10. 4thngoal

    4thngoal Well-Known Member

    Yeah and Jesus turned water into wine. Why?
    Because water just wasn't quite cutting it.
    I love how people try to categorize things,
    You drink x times a month? You have a problem. Never mind that in Italy they drink almost every day and have wine with lunch AND live longer and happier lives than Americans. If you do it, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
    If you drink 4 a day, again you have a problem!! Never mind we know everything from digestion to a person's weight affect each body different, 4 for a 90 pound woman or 4 for a 280 pound man, makes no difference, you have a problem.
    That said I'm not condoning driving or other stupid stuff people do when intoxicated.
    I'm simply saying, the truth probably is somewhere in the middle. But that's not how people think. Everything has to be categorized, black and white.
  11. hawkdrummer1

    hawkdrummer1 Well-Known Member

    Not exactly sure how that plays into the above story. definitely nailed a huge cultural problem which drives people apart...rather than toward common goals.
  12. trj

    trj Well-Known Member

    Being labeled a party school hasn't helped the basketball team. I am all for a new direction.:)
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  13. HawkleberryFinn

    HawkleberryFinn Well-Known Member

    Iowa City's party soul left with One Eyed Jake's.
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  14. mopkins

    mopkins King Kong

    Good Riddance to one eyed jakes. That owner was a total POS.
  15. Chickenlounge

    Chickenlounge Well-Known Member

    If he's having Shasta, he better be single-handedly bringing back Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid. That was the best they ever made!
  16. okeefe4prez

    okeefe4prez Well-Known Member

    Could also be that the student body has become so dumb that they can't read the survey.
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  17. MelroseHawkins

    MelroseHawkins Well-Known Member

    She'd be the opening act for Lois Feldman. Man, in a matter of years we go from fornicating in arena restrooms to a bunch of Sallies. What the hell is going on here.
  18. MelroseHawkins

    MelroseHawkins Well-Known Member

    Gary looks more like a Zima kind of guy.
  19. hawkdrummer1

    hawkdrummer1 Well-Known Member

    I can see a Maury Povich where it's revealed that Vodka Sam is actually Lois's daughter.
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  20. Knight78

    Knight78 Well-Known Member

    Well, to be fair.... in Jesus' time it was safer to drink wine than water.
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